Bifisayar Duası

Dear God,
Help me log on without fretting
Guide me, as I am interneting
Bless my downloading and uploading
Keep my browser from exploding
May my website be protected?
Let not my password be rejected
Keep my line always connected
And all my inputs be accepted
Please keep my entire program alive
And to remember to back up my hard drive
And protect my computer from crashing drive,
From a virus that would make it nesting hive
Amen


Muslüman version:

Haydi bismillah...
Crash etmez insaallah...
Valla salisiyor maasallah...
Ulan olmadi fe suphanallah!
At pencereden haydi yallah!!